Thursday, July 31, 2008
SECURITY ADVISORY
Dear All,
The State Government has requested the people to avoid going to public
places in Chennai like City Centre / Spencer Plaza / shopping malls /
temples / theaters / social gathering places etc..
From today 28/07/08 - red alert is declared all over chennai following
the serial blasts in Bangalore and Ahemadabad. Its been guessed
by the intelligence department that the terror groups were following
the word "BACK"
B - Bangalore
A - Ahemadabad
C - Chennai
K - Kolkata
We request one and all of eBay - PayPal family and intimate
their near & dears, not to ignore the message as, the facts in reality are substantiating.
Posted by Yogi at 2:29 PM 0 comments
HAPPY FRIENDSHIP WEEK TO YOU!!!!!!
Give Thousand chances to ur enemy to become ur friend,
But don't give a single chance to ur friend to become ur enemy"
It's ' World Best Friends Week' send this to all Ur Friends .
Even me, if I am one of them.
F - Few
R - Relations
I - In
E - Earth
N - Never
D – Die
It's National Friendship Week.
Show your friends how much you care.
Send this to everyone you consider a FRIEND!
Even if it means sending it back to the person
who sent it to you.
If it comes back to you, then you will know
you have a circle of friends.
HAPPY FRIENDSHIP WEEK TO YOU!!!!!!
YOU ARE MY FRIEND AND I AM HONORED
Smiles Across The Miles ..... |
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Wednesday, July 30, 2008
NO one understands this...
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Thursday, July 24, 2008
Where do you keep your Handphone normally?
Posted by Yogi at 8:54 PM 0 comments
Pretty useful info....also a safety concern
This is a freak incident that happened last week. A young man and his 4 yr old son went to a petrol bunk near Lal bagh ( Bangalore ) to fill in petrol for his bike. The boy was sitting on the pillion behind him. The helper who fills petrol held the petrol gun upwards, and turned towards the meter to re-set the meter. As soon as the setting was done the petrol came out gushing out of the gun- due to some malfunction - (atleast that's what they said)in full speed and splashed all over the 4 yr old boy and his father. Petrol entered the eyes of the boy. Immiediately the boy was taken into the cleaning area and was showered in a water jet. They washed his eyes with lot of water. But the boy could not see anything. The young man took the child to the hospital and immediately the hospital authorities put him in ICU. The kid was transferred to Vittala Netralaya & after 2 days of treatment he got some vision again. Now he is alright and is at home. The doctors told that just because the water cleaning was done immediately, he has vision today otherwise the boy would have been blind by now. Petrol (along with impurities) can burn the tissues inside the eye.
Please take some precautions next time you are at a petrol bunk.
1. If the engine was in running condition, this cud has caused a major Fire. So Switch off the engine in bunks.
2. Drop small kids and the person sitting behind you outside the bunk and fill in petrol. Kids are more sensitive than grown ups.
3. Ask the petrol bunk helper boy to hold the gun down. Even if there is such an accident let the petrol flow down and not on your face.
4. Send this e-mail to as many people as possible, as many of our friends use two wheelers.
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Monday, July 21, 2008
THE ALARMING SITUATION OF INDIAN ECONOMY
Must Read...
U CAN MAKE A HUGE DIFFERENCE TO THE INDIAN ECONOMY BY
FOLLOWING FEW SIMPLE STEPS.
Please spare a couple of minutes here........ for the sake
of India ... our country.
I got this article from one of my friend, but it's
true, I can see this from day to day life,
Small example
Before 5 months 1 CAN $ = IND Rs 32
After 5 months. Now it is 1 CAN $ = IND Rs 37
Do you think Canadian Economy is booming? No, but Indian
Economy is Going Down.
Our Economy is in u'r hands
INDIAN economy is in a crisis. Our country like many other
ASIAN countries is undergoing a severe economic crunch.
Many INDIAN industries are closing down. The INDIAN economy
is in a crisis and if we do not take proper steps to control
those, we will be in a critical situation.
More than 30000 crore rupees of foreign exchange are being
siphoned out of our country on products such as cosmetics,
snacks, tea, beverages... etc which are grown, produced and
consumed here .
A cold drink that costs only 70 / 80 paisa to produce is
sold for NINE rupees, and a major chunk of profits from
these are sent abroad. This is a serious drain on INDIAN
economy.
"COCA COLA "and" SPRITE " belong to the
same multinational company, "COCA COLA"?
Coke advertisements says ' JO CHAHO HOJAYE, COCACOLA
ENJOY'
(Whatever the hell, let it happen, you drink coke)
What can you do?
You can consider some of the better alternatives to aerated
drinks.
You can drink LEMON JUICE, FRESH FRUIT JUICES, CHILLED
LASSI (SWEET OR SOUR), BUTTER MILK, COCONUT WATER,
JALJEERA, ENERJEE, MASALA MILK........ ...
Everyone deserves a healthy drink, including you!
Over and above all this, economic sanctions have been
imposed on us. We have nothing against Multinational
companies, but to protect our own interests we request
everybody to use INDIAN products only for next two years.
With the rise in petrol prices, if we do not do this, the
rupee will devalue further and we will end up paying much
more for the same products in the near future.
What you can do about it?
1 . Buy only products manufactured by WHOLLY INDIAN
COMPANIES.
2 . ENROLL as many people as possible for this cause.
Each individual should become a leader for this awareness.
This is the only way to save our country from severe
economic crisis. You don't need to give-up your
lifestyle. You just need to choose an alternate product.
All categories of products are available from WHOLLY INDIAN
COMPANIES.
LIST OF PRODUCTS
BATHING SOAP:
USE - CINTHOL & OTHER GODREJ BRANDS, SANTOOR, WIPRO, SHIKAKAI, MYSORE SANDAL, MARGO, NEEM, EVITA, MEDIMIX, GANGA, NIRMA BATH & CHANDRIKA
INSTEAD OF - LUX, LIFEBOY, REXONA, LIRIL, DOVE, PEARS,HAMAM, LESANCY, CAMAY, PALMOLIVE
TOOTH PASTE:
USE - NEEM, BABOOL, PROMISE, VICO VAJRADANTI, PRUDENT,DABUR PRODUCTS, MISWAK
INSTEAD OF - COLGATE, CLOSE UP, PEPSODENT, CIBACA, FORHANS,MENTADENT .
TOOTH BRUSH:
USE - PRUDENT, AJANTA , PROMISE
INSTEAD OF - COLGATE, CLOSE UP, PEPSODENT, FORHANS, ORAL-B
SHAVING CREAM:
USE - GODREJ, EMANI
INSTEAD OF - PALMOLIVE, OLD SPICE, GILLETE
BLADE:
USE - SUPERMAX, TOPAZ, LAZER, ASHOKA
INSTEAD OF - SEVEN-O -CLOCK, 365 , GILLETTE
TALCUM POWDER:
USE - SANTOOR, GOKUL, CINTHOL, WIPRO BABY POWDER, BOROPLUS
INSTEAD OF - PONDS, OLD SPICE, JOHNSON BABY POWDER, SHOWER TO SHOWER
MILK POWDER:
USE - INDIANA , AMUL, AMULYA
INSTEAD OF - ANIKSPRAY, MILKANA, EVERYDAY MILK, MILKMAID.
SHAMPOO:
USE - LAKME, NIRMA, VELVET
INSTEAD OF - HALO, ALL CLEAR, NYLE, SUNSILK, HEAD AND SHOULDERS, PANTENE
MOBILE CONNECTIONS
USE - BSNL, AIRTEL
INSTEAD OF - HUTCH
Every INDIAN product you buy makes a big difference. It
saves INDIA .
Let us take a firm decision today.
BUY INDIAN TO BE INDIAN we are not against of foreign
products.
WE ARE NOT ANTI-MULTINATIONAL.
WE ARE TRYING TO SAVE OUR NATION.
EVERY DAY IS A STRUGGLE FOR A REAL FREEDOM.
WE ACHIEVED OUR INDEPENDENCE AFTER LOSING MANY LIVES.
THEY DIED PAINFULLY TO ENSURE THAT WE LIVE PEACEFULLY.
THE CURRENT TREND IS VERY THREATENING. MULTINATIONALS CALL IT GLOBALISATION OF INDIAN ECONOMY.
FOR INDIANS LIKE YOU AND ME IT IS RECOLONISATION OF INDIA ..
THE COLONIST'S LEFT INDIA THEN. BUT THIS TIME THEY WILL MAKE SURE THEY DON'T MAKE ANY MISTAKES.
WHO WOULD LIKE TO LET A" GOOSE THAT LAYS GOLDEN EGGS" SLIP AWAY.
PLEASE REMEMBER: POLITICAL FREEDOM IS USELESS WITHOUT ECONOMIC INDEPENDENCE .
RUSSIA , S.KOREA , MEXICO ...........THE LIST IS VERY LONG!! LET US LEARN FROM THEIR EXPERIENCE AND FROM OUR HISTORY.
LET US DO THE DUTY OF EVERY TRUE INDIAN.
FINALLY: IT'S OBVIOUS THAT U CAN'T GIVE UP ALL OF
THE ITEMS MENTIONED ABOVE,
SO GIVE UP ATLEAST ONE ITEM TO FOR THE SAKE OF OUR COUNTRY.
We would be sending useless forwards to our friends daily.
Instead please forward this mail to all your friends to
create awareness.
"LITTLE DROPS MAKE A GREAT OCEAN ."
Posted by Yogi at 10:53 AM 0 comments
Friday, July 18, 2008
Killing English !!
1. Principal to student..." I saw u yesterday rotating near girls hostel pulling cigarette...? "
2. Class teacher once said :
"Pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!"
3 . Once Hindi teacher said...."I'm going out of the world to America.."
4. "..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK..." (its a Warning)
5. Dont...Laugh at the back benches...otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down.....
6. It was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered... She tried to switch the fan on, but there was some problem. and then she said
" why is fan not oning"
7. Teacher in a furious mood...
Write down ur name and father of ur name!!
8. shhh... quiet... the principal is revolving around college"
9. My manager started like this
"Hi, I am Madhu, Married with two kids"
11 Tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father
12. Why are you looking at the monkeys outside when i am in the class?!" (AWASOME.. )
13. Lab assistant said this when my friend wrote wrong code..
"I understand. You understand. Computers how understand?? ( This is just like me :-) )
14. Seing the principal passing by, the teacher told the noisy class...
"Keep quiet, the principal has passed away"
Posted by Yogi at 5:05 PM 0 comments
Tuesday, July 15, 2008
PARENTS ARE PRECIOUS !!
PARENTS ARE PRECIOUS!!
This was narrated by an IAF pilot at a Seminar recently on Human Relations :
Venkatesh Balasubramaniam (who works for IIT) describes how his gesture of booking an air ticket for his father, his maiden flight, brought forth a rush of emotions and made him (Venkatesh) realize that how much we all take for granted when it comes to our parents.
My parents left for our native place on Thursday and we went to the airport to see them off. In fact, my father had never traveled by air before, so I just took this opportunity to make him experience the same. In spite of being asked to book tickets by train, I got them tickets on Jet Airways. The moment I handed over the tickets to him, he was surprised to see that I had booked them by air. The excitement was very apparent on his face, waiting for the time of travel. Just like a school boy, he was preparing himself on that day and we all went to the airport, right from using the trolley for his luggage, the baggage check-in and asking for a window seat and waiting restlessly for the security check-in to happen. He was thoroughly enjoying himself and I, too, was overcome with joy watching him experience all these things.
As they were about to go in for the security check-in, he walked up to me with tears in his eyes and thanked me. He became very emotional and it was not as if I had done something great but the fact that this meant a great deal to him. When he said thanks, I told him there was no need to thank me. But later, thinking about the entire incident, I looked back at my life. As a child, how many dreams our parents have made come true. Without understanding the financial situation, we ask for cricket bats, dresses, toys, outings, etc. Irrespective of their affordability, they have catered to all our needs. Did we ever think about the sacrifices they had to make to accommodate many of our wishes? Did we ever say thanks for all that they have done for us? Same way, today when it comes to our children, we always think that we should put them in a good school. Regardless of the amount of donation, we will ensure that we will have to give the child the best, theme parks, toys, etc. But we tend to forget that our parents have sacrificed a lot for our sake to see us happy, so it is our responsibility to ensure that their dreams are realized and what they failed to see when they were young. It is our responsibility to ensure that they experience all those and their life is complete.
Many times, when my parents had asked me some questions, I have actually answered back without patience. When my daughter asks me something, I have been very polite in answering. Now I realize how they would have felt at those moments. Let us realize that old age is a second childhood and just as we take care of our children, the same attention and same care needs to be given to our parents and elders. Rather than my dad saying thank you to me, I would want to say sorry for making him wait so long for this small dream. I do realize how much he has sacrificed for my sake and I will do my best to give the best possible attention to all their wishes.
Just because they are old does not mean that they will have to give up everything and keep sacrificing for their grandchildren also. They have wishes, too.
Take care of your parents. THEY ARE PRECIOUS.
- KEEP THIS MESSAGE GOING BY SENDING IT TO YOUR FRIENDS
Posted by Yogi at 2:22 PM 0 comments
No Water supply from 16-19 of July 2008 in Bangalore
Bangalore: Store as much water as possible as your taps will run dry from July 16 to 19.
Water supply will be cut in several areas as a major supply line in Cauvery IV Stage, drawing water from T K Halli, will be re-aligned as per a directive of the high court. The supply line, which cuts across the Bangalore Mysore Infrastructure Corridor at Channasandra on Uttarahalli-Kengeri Road, is scheduled to be shifted as per an approved corridor alignment. The litigation has been on for some time and the HC has directed BWSSB to re-align the supply line.
The shifting will require linking of new lines to the existing ones. For this purpose, pumps will be switched off for three days and water supply will be affected.
BWSSB has advised the public to store sufficient water. Regular supply will be restored on July 20.
The affected areas include:
West division: Nagarbhavi (all stages), Chandra Layout, Vijayanagar, Hampinagar, RR Nagar, Kengeri, WCR 2nd Stage, Mahalakshmi Layout, Magadi Road.
North division: Sahakaranagar, Byatarayanapura, Yelahanka, parts of Vidyaranyapura, Dasarahalli, parts of Jalahalli, HMT, Siddathnagar, BIAL.
East division: Konena Agrahara, BDA Layout, HAL factory, Defence quarters at Marathahalli, parts of Akashvihar, AECS Layout, Garudacharpalya, parts of Mahadevapura, B-Narayanapura, KIADB area, ITPL.
South-East division: Nanjareddy Colony, Murugesh Palya, Vinayaka Layout, parts of Domlur, Amarajyothi Layout, ISRO domestic campus (defence), NAL, Kodihalli, IIM airport, Koramangala I Block, Teachers' Colony, Jakkasandra Extension, CPWD quarters, KSRP quarters up to 4th Block, HSR Layout.
South division: BTM Layout, JP Nagar, Maruthinagar, Vijaya Bank Layout, Electronic City
Central division: Okalipuram
toiblr.reporter@timesgroup.com
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Monday, July 14, 2008
Unbeatable records of Sivaji Vs false pride of Dasavatharam!!
Unbeatable records of Sivaji Vs false pride of Dasa!!
Friends, actually I am posting this after a deep thought. Since I wish to stick to my blog's name I was little bit hesitant to post this. However, I could see many in opposition camp are going beyond limits and jumping sky high because of false pride and abusing our thalaivar and Sivaji very much.
Dosa gives way for 'Podi pasanga' movies
When Sivaji released no movie was able to release upto one month and no screen was totally removed. But Dasa has been removed in many screens to give way for 'podi pasanga' movies like Muniyandi and Subramaniapuram. When a movie is raining profits as claimed by Ex-Oscar how theatres would remove it?
But even after the removal in some screens, the ads released by the Aascar Movies show them in the ads without alteration.
Poyindhe…poye pochu…its gone…from theatres!!
Padmam, Aradhana (1 show playing), Adyar Ganapathiram, Chromepet Rakesh, Thiruvottiyur Odiyanmani, Madurantakam Alankar – these are all the theatres that removed Dosa already. But the ads show them as playing.
Above all this, production company's ad beside in an English daily today tells that the movie is being played 45 shows in Mayajaal. But Mayajaal's ad in the same paper shows that the movie is played only 18 shows.
Even in this small ad we see bundle of lies. How shall we believe their collection report and news?
Simple solution. DISCARD and DON'T CARE.
A LIE won't turn TRUE even if it is repeated 1000 times!!
In his sound bites and interviews, Ex-Oscar can't tell any Kamal movie as yardstick but simply pulling Sivaji and its collection and spinning yarn that Dosa collections has broke Boss'.
Only by Boss
In his life-time, Superstar never compared any other's movie's as yardstick or his producers or even trade observers. Because he always competes with his own movies and his movies alone created records which could be beaten only by Superstar and Superstar alone.
Many theatre owners are laughing while hearing that Dosa's collection has touched and matched Sivaji's.
What should we learn from Aascar and AVM?
We have to learn how to project an average movie into a superhit movie from Ex-Oscar and how to project a super-duper-hit movie as just an ordinary hit movie from AVM Productions.
During Sivaji release the whole Tamil Nadu and Tamil speaking regions across the globe witnessed the Sivaji fever and it settled only after a couple of weeks after the movie's release.
The movie created several records including production cost, star remuneration, total prints, release theatres and total 100 days centres and total collections and profit etc. But all these were downplayed by a section of media – why even by AVM.
Sivaji created unimaginable records in many theatres.
Just a few drops from ocean.
1) Sivaji is the first movie to have 100 days run in Tiruchendur.
2) In Tirunelveli first movie to have 100 days run in 3 theatres.
3) Nagercoil – First movie to run in 2 theatres for 50 days and 1 theatre 150 days
4) Tutucorin – First movie to run for 125 days.
5) Kovilpatti – First movie to run for 120 days in 1 theatre and another theatre 90 days
6) Tenkasi – First movie to run for 100 days in Bhagyalakshmi theatre.
Etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc.,
(Please check the ads from Thanthi and Maalai Malar beside for more details. Click to ZOOM and read the ads)
Is the above records possible for any other movie? Will Dasa break atleast 10% of the above records? Ha..ha…ha…Will it be there in theatres after August 1?
Just look the ad…Is Sivaji was loss in some areas? Where all the collection amount gone?
The whole world knows that only a superstar film can break the above records.
But Ex-Oscar is portraying an average movie as a super hit collection movie which is struggling to run once you cross Chenglepet.
Important point to be noted is: Dasa is released by its producer since there were no takers for the rate they quoted. But Sivaji was sold in all areas for MG. Since Sivaji was released through distributors the movie can't be made to run but only Dosa can be made to run since the producer himself released the movie.
Note: Kindly forward this mail with following URL to all of your friends and circles - not to spread our blog name - but to spread the unbeatable 100 days records created by Sivaji in all centres in this age of DVD and tv serials. Many might not have seen 100 days ad of Sivaji.
( Source : http://onlysuperstar.blogspot.com/2008/07/unbeatable-records-of-sivaji-vs-false.html )
Posted by Yogi at 5:17 PM 0 comments
!!! BEWARE OF BUYING iPhone 3G !!!
!!! BEWARE OF BUYING iPhone 3G !!!
Friends .....those of you in India planning for iPhone... THINK TWICE BEFORE MAKING A DECISION... The short comings of iPhone are endless...
No video calling,
no AD2P on the Bluetooth,
CAN'T share ANY (mp3, images,videos....) files via bluetooth,
can't use as a wireless modem, (you pay ridiculous data charges to activate internet on your phone<http://www.masalatalk.com/masalaboard/showthread.php?t=316803>, but cannot connect it to your PC and browse when you are at home)
no copy and paste,(cannot copy a part of a.... say.... email & send it....have to type it out yourself)
no 3.2 or 5 megapixel camera<http://www.masalatalk.com/masalaboard/showthread.php?t=316803>,(the 2MP camera it carries is worst camera i've ever seen..... photos look like they have come out of a VGA camera)
no video recording with camera,
no front camera,
no flash.
no JAVA support
No physical keyboard (BELIEVE me! this alone is a dealbreaker...touch keyboard as good as it looks...once you use it then only you come to know about the importance of having a hard keypad)
No 3G network yet in India..so why pay for expensive 3G phone if you cant use its 3G services ... so, for India, iPhone 2.0 is no better than its first version
No removable battery. (You cannot change battery. Have to send it to apple outlet.. Come on now!!!!...This is not an iPod<http://www.masalatalk.com/masalaboard/showthread.php?t=316803>. Its a bloody phone. You cannot live without phone for 2-3 days)
No haptic feedback and
cannot send MMS,
can't use as external storage device (16 GB of utter waste..next time you go to your friend's house & find some interesting songs, movies<http://www.masalatalk.com/masalaboard/showthread.php?t=316803>, etc...sorry you cannot connect your '16 GB' phone and share it!!!! Apple apparently has a solution.. " BUY MUSIC & MOVIES FROM iTUNES STORE "..... Give me a break will you APPLE!!!)
no FM radio,
can't use your mp3 files as ringtones,(This is heights man!!!)
cannot insert any other SIM card….
completely tied to iTunes... Connect to your friend's iTunes & you risk erasing everything on your phone.
list goes on & on & on….
We Indians are used to these features. Most of our phones already have these features. & we cannot do with out them.... i mean can you imagine paying so much for a phone with which you cannot transfer files via bluetooth. what age is this ...STONE AGE???
Some features may be activated by jailbreak.. But why the hell should you risk losing your warranty after paying so much.
And want to add third party softwares??.. YOU HAVE TO BUY THEM FROM iTUNES STORE ONLY!!! . (Shell out more money). Apple is a bloody control freak. Dont surrender your freedom to it.
Its good for american market (who have no idea what mobile freedom/choice is) which is in stone age compared to asian/european markets. When they want to buy a phone, they have to go to network operators and buy only those phones that are available on that network. & stick to that company till their contract expires. You want to change carriers? Not before paying damages, & buying another phone on the other network again.
On the contrary, we in India have so much freedom. We go to handset shops & buy which ever phone we like. Then go to carriers.. checkout the plans & buy SIM.. Dont like the plan or rival carrier came up with a better plan???? EASY .. just remove & replace the SIM.
Apple are trying to IMPOSE THEIR MODEL ON US riding on the hype iPhone has created in the US (yes it was a flop in Europe<http://www.masalatalk.com/masalaboard/showthread.php?t=316803> ..thats why Apple never talks about its sales in Europe).
Dont fall for the subsidized price of iPhone... CHECKOUT THE DATA PLAN ATTACHED TO ITS SIM ..they will recover the cost through ridiculous data plans. Bill might come to around Rs 2500/month.(ATLEAST AMERICANS PAY THAT MUCH)
Let me clear one thing though.. iphone is the best looking phone (its touch interface is nothing like you have ever seen ), & best browsing experience out there no doubt .... (& others are fast catching up..check out the android demo at Google IO 2008).... BUT AFTER A FEW DAYS IT ALL COMES DOWN TO FUNCTIONALITY...
Those of who buy it... You will be most happy for atmost a week... & then, MARK MY WORDS...YOU WILL START REGRETTING IT!!!
My advice...WAIT FOR HTC DREAM!! (powered by android). Still not convinced by then...by all means go for iPhone...
So friends lets spread this info to all our friends and help them in making a wise decision..... & those of you who have bought unlocked versions already please share your experiences with others.
Posted by Yogi at 3:42 PM 0 comments
Saturday, July 12, 2008
UNUSUAL USES of VODKA
All are medical and scientific facts!!!
VODKA BENEFITS.
OTHER THAN THE OBVIOUS
1. To remove a bandage painlessly,saturate the bandage with vodka. The stuff dissolves adhesive.
2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers, fill a trigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray the caulking, let set five minutes and wash clean. The alcohol in the vodka kills mould and mildew.
3. To clean your eyeglasses, simply wipe the lenses with a soft, clean cloth dampened with vodka. The alcohol in the vodka cleans the glass and kills germs.
4. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with vodka and letting your safety razor blade soak in the alcohol after shaving. The vodka disinfects the blade and prevents rusting.
5. Spray vodka on wine stains, scrub with a brush, and then blot dry.
6. Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face as an astringent to cleanse the skin and tighten pores.
7. Add a jigger of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of shampoo. The alcohol cleanses the scalp, removes toxins from hair, and stimulates the growth of healthy hair.
8. Fill a sixteen-ounce trigger-spray bottle with vodka and spray bees or wasps to kill them.
9. Pour one-half cup vodka and one-half cup water into a Ziploc freezer bag and freeze for a slushy, refreshing ice pack for aches, pain or black eyes.
10. Fill a clean, used mayonnaise jar with freshly packed lavender flowers, fill the jar with vodka, seals the lid tightly and set in the sun for three days. Strain liquid through a coffee filter, then apply the tincture to aches and pains.
11. To relieve a fever, use a washcloth to rub vodka on your chest and back as a liniment.
12. To cure foot odor, wash your feet with vodka.
13 Vodka will disinfect and alleviate a jellyfish sting.
14. Pour vodka over an area affected with poison ivy to remove the urushiol oil from your skin.
15. Swish a shot of vodka over an aching tooth. Allow your gums to absorb some of the alcohol to numb the pain.
And you silly guys! You'l have only been drinking the stuff.
Posted by Yogi at 2:08 PM 0 comments
Thursday, July 10, 2008
MODERN SAYINGS !
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Posted by Yogi at 3:47 PM 0 comments
Are u an Engineer?
Veryyyyyyyyyyyy interesting.............
Once a man went to a Veterinary Doctor in India and said:
Doctor I have come on vacation for a month so that I can get myself
treated fully within this period.
Doctor: I think you should go to the Doctor opposite to my clinic,
see that board.
Man: No, Doctor, I have come to you only
Doctor: But, gentleman I am a Veterinary Doctor. I am an animal
specialist. I do not treat human beings.
Man: I know, Doctor very well and that is why I have come to you only...
Doctor: I can not, because you speak like me, think like me, talk
like me which means you are a human being and not an animal.
Man: I know I am a human but litsen to my complaints first:
Doctor: OK. Tell me.
Man:
I sleep like a dog thinking about my work load whole night.
I get up in the morning like a horse
I go to work running like a deer
I work all the day like a donkey
I run around for 11 months like a bull without any holiday.
I wag my tail in front of all my bosses
I play with my children like a monkey if I get time.
I am like a rabbit before my wife
Doctor: are you an engineer?
Man: Yes
Doctor: Instead of telling this long history you should have told me
in the begining itself that you are are an engineer. Come man, no one
can treat you better than me.
Posted by Yogi at 12:25 PM 0 comments
Please DO NOT DRINK & DRIVE
I was walking around in a mall, when I saw a Cashier asked a little boy to give some more money.
The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.
The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look around.. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'
His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'
'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.' Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'
Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''
'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose. My mommy loves white roses.'
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local
news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.
The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still,to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Please DO NOT DRINK & DRIVE.
Now you have 2 choices:
1) Forward this message, or
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart.
For those who prefer to think that God is not watching over us.... go
ahead and delete this. For the rest of us... pass this on.
The value of a man or woman resides in what he or she gives, not in what
they are capable of receiving.
Posted by Yogi at 10:10 AM 2 comments
Tuesday, July 8, 2008
When Opportunity knocks !!
A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands their money. Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and asks, "Did you see me rob this bank?" The man replied, "Yes sir, I did." The robber then shot him in the temper , killing him instantly. He then turned to a couple standing next to him and asked the man, "Did you see me rob this bank?" The man replied, "No sir, I didn't, but my wife did!" |
Posted by Yogi at 2:30 PM 0 comments
Malayalee Jokes !
What is the Latest Malayalee Punch Line?
Frem Tea Shops To Koll Cenders , We Are Yevery Where
Why aren't Mals included in hockey and football teams ?
Coz Whenever they get a corner, they set up a tea shop
Why did the Malayalee buy an air-ticket?
To go to Thuubai, zimbly to meet his ungle in Gelff
Why do Malayalees go to the Gelff?
To yearn meney
What did the Malayalee do when the plane caught fire?
He zimbly jembd out of the vindow
What is the tax on a Malayalee's income called?
IngumDax
Where did the Malayalee study?
In the ko-liage
Why did the Malayalee not go to ko-liage today?
He is very bissi
How does a Malayalee spell moon?
MOON - Yemma Woah yet another Woah Yenna
What is Malayalee management graduate called?
Yem Bee Yae
What does a Malayalee do when he goes to America?
He changes his name from Karunakaran to Kevin Curren
What does a Malayalee use to commute to office everyday?
An Oto
Where does he pray?
In a Temble, Charch and a Maask
Who is Bruce Lee's best friend ?
A Malaya-Lee of coarse
Why did he go to Rome ?
To hear POPE music.
Name the only part of the werld, where Malayalees dont werk hard?
Kerala
Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala?
Because 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting, folding and re-tying the lungi
Why did Saddam Hussain attack Kuwait?
He had a Malayalee baby-sitter, who always used to say 'KEEP QUWAIT' 'KEEP QUWAIT'
Posted by Yogi at 2:24 PM 0 comments
Wednesday, July 2, 2008
Gujarati funeral...only business!!!
Gujarati Funeral ... Excellent one.
A family in Gujarat was puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother (Ba) arrived from the US. It was sent by one of the daughters.
The dead body was very tightly squeezed inside the coffin, with no space left in it when they opened the lid; they found a letter on top addressed to her brothers and sisters:
Dear Chandrakantbhai, Arvindbhai, Smitaben and Varsha,
I am sending Ba's body to you, since it was her wish that she should be cremated in the compound of our ancestral home in GUJARAT.
Sorry, I could not come along as all of my paid leave is consumed.
You will find inside the coffin, under Ba's body, cans of cheese,
10 packets of Tobler chocolates and 8 packets of Badam (peanuts) please divide these among all of you.
On Ba's feet you will find a new pair of Reebok shoes (size 10) for Mohan. There are also 2 pairs of shoes for Radha's and Lakshmi's sons. Hope the sizes are correct.
Ba is wearing 6 American T-Shirts. The large size is for Mohan.
Just distribute the rest among yourselves.
The 2 new Jeans that Ba is wearing are for the boys.
The Swiss watch that Reema wanted is on Ba's left wrist.
Shanta masi, Ba is wearing the necklace, earrings and ring that you asked for. Please take them off her.
The 6 white cotton socks that Ba is wearing must be divided
among my nephews.
Please distribute all these fairly.
Love Smita.
PS : If anything more required let me know soon as Bapuji is also not feeling too well now a days.
Posted by Yogi at 5:16 PM 0 comments