Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Symptoms of IT -- Really Superb !!


If you have been in IT industry, these are your symptoms:
 
 
 
1.) U use phrases like "No issues" and "Value addition" in everyday parlance. For e.g. When talking about your milk man, U say, "His milk
does zero value addition to my health but he is the only guy around so no issues"
 
 



 2.) Ur prime source of entertainment is the forwards send to U by friends whose faces U cant remember.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
3) U drink more tea or coffee than water.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
4) U keep trying to shut down ur home computer by pressing Ctrl+Alt+Del (used to lock office comps)
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
5) When ur mobile rings at home, U rush outside to receive thecall.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
6) When U make calls at home, U accidentally dial "0"to get an outside line.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
7) U haven't played Solitaire with real cards in years.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
8) U spend the entire day reading forwards, smoking cigarettes, drinking tea/coffee and playing T.T. and then complain about the late working hours.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
9) Ur important 'meetings' usually comprise two or three people max, including yourself.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
10) U secretly prepare for CAT only to find ur PL sitting behind you at the exam.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
12.) U keep pressing Ctrl+Enter wondering why your gmail is not going.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
13.) U email ur mate who works at the desk next to U.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
14.) As U read this list, U r thinking of sending it to ur friends who are also in IT.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
15.)U r too busy to notice there was no line no. 11
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
16.)U r not sure so u scroll back check it .
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
17.)And now u r smiling!!!!

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Kuruvi Comedies !!

KURUVI Comedies

COMEDY1:

Ippodhu oru50p clicnic plus Shampoo Vanginal "Kuruvi" Ticket Mutrilum Ilavasam,Mundhungal Indha Salugai Padam Theatre'il odum varai mattum.

COMEDY2:

Vijay Fan:Hello Pepsi Umava enakku kuruvi padathula irundhu Oru patu podunga.
Pepsi UMA:Oru rendu nal wait pannunga padamae potruvom!!!!1

COMEDY3:

Man1:Yenna sir antha theatrela avalavu kootam....
Man2:"KURUVi" padam parka yavano ticket reservation panni irukkan,avana parka thaan ivvalavu kootam....

COMEDY4:

Sardharji went to Guinness Book Office....to check if he is still thebiggest comedian in Earth or not.....he came out angrily shouting "WHO IS DAT "KURUVI" VIJAY"....

Realistic laws that Newton forgot to state - (aka Murphy's Law)

Realistic laws that Newton forgot to state - (aka Murphy's Law)


LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start
to move faster than the one you are in now.

LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease,
your nose will begin to itch.

LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least
accessible corner.

LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because
you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know
increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine
won't work, it will!

LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely
proportional to the reach.

THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.