Wanna know about Gulf..?

This is GULF * Local calls are almost free * Petrol is cheaper than water, Payment for drainage too * Any building construction finishes in months * Unqualified get more salary than Qualified * Show-off matters more than real quality & performance * Laborers are paid less than what they can earn back in their own country * Companies can kick out their employees without any reason * Wastas (recommendation) are more powerful than money * Cleaners have more Wasta than officers Watchman has more Rights than the Building Owner * Office boy & Drivers  have more influence on Boss than Manager * Gulf climate changes so fast, in one hour u can see raining, dust storm, hot / humid / chilling weather * Gulf is located in desert, still u find greenery everywhere * If u can't earn money in the Gulf, u can't earn anywhere in the world * In Gulf, time goes very fast, Friday to Friday comes u never know, its  sooo fast * Every bachelor has a dream of getting married and buying a house in India * U love your parents, friends, relatives 100 times more than when you were together * Being at home is more painful than being at work * Indians appear/pretend to be more religious/God fearing than they really are * Gulf girls sing Hindi songs but don't understan anything * A ladies hair saloon every 5 meters * Food/Grocery delivery to the car * A Starbucks every 10 meters * Hard Rock Caf with no alcohol * A Shopping Mall located every 5km * Highway lanes differentiated for slow & fast drivers * Getting a license is more difficult than getting a car * Smashed cars are more than bugs * No Queues for women TRAFFIC SIGNAL IN GULF: * GREEN : Signal to go for Americans, Europeans and Indians * YELLOW : Signal to go for Egyptians and Pakistanis * RED : Signal to go for Kuwaitis, Saudis IF YOU'RE SAYING 'NO' THEN YOU ARE HIDING THE TRUTH....... .........   __._,_.___