Name | Why did the chicken cross the road? | |
KINDERGARTEN BOY | To get to the other side. | |
PLATO | For the greater good. | |
ARISTOTLE | It is the nature of chickens to cross roads. | |
KARL MARX | It was a historical inevitability. | |
TIMOTHY LEARY | Because that's the only trip the establishment would let it take. | |
SADDAM HUSSEIN | This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it. | |
CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK | To boldly go where no chicken has gone before. | |
HIPPOCRATES | Because of an excess of phlegm in its pancreas. | |
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR. | I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question. | |
MOSES | And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing. | |
RICHARD M. NIXON | The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road. | |
MACHIAVELLI | The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was. | |
BILL GATES | The newly released Chicken 2003, will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook. | |
DARWIN | Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads. | |
EINSTEIN | Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference and relativity. | |
GEORGE BUSH | We are committed to establishing a democracy where chickens freely cross roads without oppression from terrorist organizations. | |
Azharuddin | I am totally innocent, you know, I'm unnecessarily being dragged into this, you know, because I'm from the minority..... I neither know the chicken nor the road, you know.... | |
George Fernandes | I am deeply hurt that this question is being asked after my 40 clean years of public life. I don't own a house, or a car, leave alone a chicken !!! | |
Mulayam | I demand a 50% reservation of the road for the chicken class, so that they can cross the road freely without their motives being questioned | |
ARJUN SINGH | Our policy will ensure the development of socially underprivileged chickens so that they can also cross roads. | |
Abdul Kalam | Yes, why did the chickens cross the road? .. please tell me why? .. they crossed to go to the other side of the road... now repeat after me .... | |
Advani | I see Pakistani hand in this ... | |
Vatal Nagaraj | No Tamil or outside chickens will be allowed to cross our roads, our roads are meant only for Kanadiga chickens!. | |
Bal Thackarey | Chickens crossing the roads is against our culture, my followers will stone all such chickens which cross the road. | |
Jayalalithaa | From reliable sources I've got the information that the chicken belongs to Karunanidhi. He is making his chicken cross the road to create law & order problems. The chicken has now been imprisoned under POTA. | |
Amitabh Bachhan | The chicken has crossed the road?.. are you sure.. very sure ... really sure... | |
Venkaiah Naidu | "We are very sure of the fact that the chicken did not cross the road. It's a conspiracy by the congress. The poor chicken has been made a scapegoat in this whole issue" | |
H.S.Surjeet | We are adopting a wait and watch policy. We have convened a meeting of the third front today. We will decide the future course of action after the chicken comes back.. | |
Maneka Gandhi | Chicken crossed the road alone...!! If a vehicle had passed over it, we would have lost one of our dearest creatures. Ban all vehicles from using the road. Protect our chickens... | |
Salman Khan | I ran over the chicken (Hic!). It was not intentional ...... It was accidental (Hic!)... ... you're now asking this question to me only because I'm a celebrity(Hic! |
Friday, August 24, 2007
Why the Chicken crossed the road?
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