Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Looking Forward - 2009!

Looking Forward - 2009!
2005,2006, 2007 and 2008 was when.........
when we got a job.........
when we passed out of college....
when we made new amazing friends.....
when some of us moved to a new city.....
When some of us celebrated our 21st - 25th birthdays.....
When we waved good bye to our buddies leaving to the states for higher
studies...
when some of us fell in love........
when some of us fell out of love
when some of us got hurt
when some of your 'friends' screwed up your love life.
when some 'one' you liked, did not like 'you'..
when we would have made mistakes
when we made life decisions.......
when these decisions turned out to be a tragedy
when some of us felt lonely ....
when some of us made an amazing friends in a new city
when some of us would have learnt to be stronger.....
when some of us would have realized that everything happens for a
reason.....
when some of us let out our anger.....
when some of us never opened up to our friends about how we felt.... when
some of us felt so glad and happy to be the way they are..... when we go
out everyday and meet up with our friends...
when we had serious talks with our dad about our future.....
when we missed each other when we were at hometown.....
when we missed our mom here ...
when we cried for each other ...
When we celebrated our first Christmas with our friends ..
When we were jobless all the time in office ....
When we walked around the streets late in the night ..
When we put budget for the next month (but strictly not following it) Last
year has taken us through all our ups and downs we faced in our life...

2009.......one more year.....A year to....
To find our life partner (might be)
to forget old crushes.
to smile........
to let people know how much u care...
to learn from our mistakes.......
to cry when we are feeling down.....
to follow our dreams.......
to fight against everything for our dreams to come true.....
to be more confident.........
to be more strong at heart and mind.....
to enrich our knowledge.........
to make others happy....
Lets take each day as it comes........
Forget about the downs we came across in the past year........
And remember every lesson we learnt through them........
Let's Enjoy Life to the Fullest............

LET'S WAIT FOR THE WONDERFUL YEAR AHEAD – 2009!!
HAPPY NEW YEAR IN ADVANCE!!!

Saturday, December 27, 2008

THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX

Below are the Interview Questions, which were asked in HR Round.....

Be careful while you answering, No one will GET second chance to impress....


Very very Impressive Questions and Answers..... ...


Question 1: You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night,
it's raining heavily, when suddenly you pass by a bus stop, and you see three people waiting for a bus:


An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.
An old friend who once saved your life.
The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.


Which one would you choose to offer a ride to,
knowing very well that there could only be one passenger in your car?


This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application.


* You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus you should save her first;

* or you could take the old friend because he once saved your life, and this would be the perfect chance to ! pay him back.

* However, you may never be able to find your perfect mate again.


The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble coming up with his answer. Guess what was his answer?


He simply answered:


"I would give the car keys to my Old friend and let him take the lady to the hospital.
I would stay behind and wait for the bus with the partner of my dreams."


Sometimes, we gain more if we are able to give up our stubborn thought limitations. Never forget to "Think Outside the Box."


Question 2: What will you do if I run away with your sister?"

The candidate who was selected answered " I will not get a better match for my sister than you sir"


Question 3: Interviewer (to a student girl candidate) - What is one morning you woke up & found that you were pregnant.

Girl - I will be very excited and take an off, to celebrate with my husband.

Normally an unmarried girl will be shocked to hear this, but she managed it well. Why I should think it in the wrong way, she said later when asked


Question 4: Interviewer: He ordered a cup of coffee for the candidate.
Coffee arrived kept before the candidate, then he asked what is before you?

Candidate: Instantly replied "Tea"

He got selected.

You know how and why did he say "TEA" when he knows very well that coffee was kept before.

(Answer: The question was "What is before you (U - alphabet)
Reply was "TEA" ( T - alphabet)

Alphabet "T" was before Alphabet "U"


Question 5: Where Lord Rama would have celebrated his "First Diwali"?
People will start thinking of Ayodya, Mitila [Janaki's place], Lanka etc...


But the logic is, Diwali was a celebrated as a mark of Lord Krishna Killing Narakasura.
In Dusavataar, Krishnavathaar comes after Raamavathaar.


So, Lord Rama would not have celebrated the Diwali At all!


Question 6: The interviewer asked to the candidate "This is your last question of the interview.
Please tell me the exact position of the center of this table where u have kept your files."


Candidate confidently put one of his finger at some point at the table and told that this was the central point at the table.
Interviewer asked how did u get to know that this being the central point of this table,
then he answers quickly that sir u r not likely to ask any more question, as it was the last question that u promised to ask.....


And hence, he was selected as because of his quick-wittedness. ........


This is What Interviewer expects from the Interviewee. ....


"THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX"

 

without love


Without Love

days are....

"Sadday"

"moanday"

"tearsday"

"wasteday"

"thirst day"

"frightday"

"shatterday"


so be in Love everyday…
Love thyself and love others ;)

Merry Christmas once again...

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

17 signs that you are in love

SEVENTEEN:
You look at their profile constantly.






SIXTEEN:
When you're on the phone with them late
at night and they hang up, you still
miss them even when it was just two
minutes ago.






FIFTEEN:
You read their Texts and IMs Over and
over again.





FOURTEEN:
You walk really slow when you're with
them.





THIRTEEN:
You feel shy whenever they're around.






ELEVEN:
When you think about them, your heart
beats faster but slower at the same
time.







TEN:
You smile when you hear their voice.






NINE:
When you look at them, you can't see
the
other people around you, you just see
him/her.







EIGHT:
You start listening to slow songs while
thinking about them.






SEVEN:
They're all you think about.






SIX:
You get high just from their scent.







FIVE:
You realize you're always smiling when
you're looking at them.






FOUR:
You would do anything for them!







THREE:
While reading this, there was one
person
on your mind this whole time.














TWO:
You were so busy thinking about that
person, you didnt notice number twelve
was missing













ONE:
You just scrolled up to check & are now
silently laughing at yourself.





hehehe...gottacha ;)

How to understand the 7 laws of the Universe

Things You'll Need:
an open mind
a willingness to try
basic critical thinking skills
THE LAW OF PERPETUAL TRANSMUTATION
This states that everything is energy and that it is in a constant state of flux or change. All that we hear,smell,touch, feel and interact with is change. Understand that you as a person will always be under construction, regardless if the change is good or bad.

THE LAW OF RELATIVITY:
This law is often misinterpreted. The big picture people miss is that this law deals with how things exist through comparison or their relations to each other. Basically put, relationships are everything particularly the relationships you have with yourself.


THE LAW OF VIBRATION:
Everything from thought to radiant energy from the sun runs at a frequency and through out life we are constantly tuning this frequency to different radio channels to get information to survive.

THE LAW OF POLARITY:
Everything that exist has an opposite and can't exist without it. The only separation is what side of the spectrum it exist on. For example we all have a form of mental illness in my oppinion, depending on the degree will determine the severity of the help you need.

THE LAW OF RHYTHM:
This states that everything in existence is in a dance. That's why dancing and music are so universal. This correlates with the most of the laws because we are all dancing differently in every stage of our lives. So if you don't understand something that just means you are not dancing at the same rhythm.

THE LAW OF CAUSE AND EFFECT:
Everything that happens good or bad is a result of an action that lead to an event, whether it be by you or someone else. It is terribly egotistic to think that you are the first person to experience or feel a certain way. The truth is, you were never the first and you won't be the last. Understand that and the world becomes a fair place to play.

THE LAW OF GENDER:
Everything has a period of incubation, there is nothing new . Everything including myself is in a different stage of development or maturation. Remember that each stage helps you get to the next, good or bad.

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

NO MATTER WHERE YOU ARE !!!!

An old man lived alone in Minnesota . He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, who would have helped him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and mentioned his situation:


Dear Son,
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my potato garden this year. I hate to miss doing the garden, because your mother always loved planting time. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me, if you weren't in prison.


Love,
Dad


Shortly, the old man received this telegram:


'For Heaven's sake, Dad, don't dig up the garden!! That's where I buried the GUNS!!'


At 4 a.m. the next morning, a dozen FBI agents and local police officers showed up and dug up the entire garden without finding any guns.Confused, the old man wrote another note to his son telling him what happened, and asked him what to do next.


His son's reply was:


'Go ahead and plant your potatoes, Dad.......................... It's the best I could do for you from here.'


Moral:
NO MATTER WHERE YOU ARE IN THE WORLD, IF YOU HAVE DECIDED TO DO SOMETHING DEEP FROM YOUR HEART, YOU CAN DO IT. IT IS THE THOUGHT THAT MATTERS NOT WHERE YOU ARE OR WHERE THE PERSON IS.

Good Morning Dear friends!
Start your day with a smile :)

Monday, December 15, 2008

What does 143 mean ?

what does 143 mean?













What is 143 ?




















I love u..




































No..























I hate u..



















No..



























I miss u..



































No..































I wish u..
























NO..
































143 means










ONE HUNDRED & FORTY THREE.










Concentrate on Maths,
And not on Romance:)

Funny :)

TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of "COINCIDENCE?"
PAPPU : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."




TEACHER: What a pair of strange socks you are wearing,
one is green and one is blue with red spots!
PAPPU: Yes it's really strange.
I've got another pair just like that at home.


TEACHER: Now, PAPPU,
tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
PAPPU: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.




TEACHER : What do you call a person who
keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
PAPPU: A teacher

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

History Jokes !!!!!!

Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour?
Pupil: Because it can't sit down!

What was Camelot?
A place where people parked their camels!

Who gave the Liberty Bell to Philadelphia?
Must have been a duck family
A duck family?
Didn't you say there was a quack in it!

How did Vikings communicate?
By norse code!

What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate?
The registration of the car that ran him over!

How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships?
With their eyes shut!

Why aren't you doing very well in history?
Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

Who invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8th!

The Spanish explorers went round the world in a galleon.
How many galleons did the get to the mile!

What kind of lighting did Noah use for the ark?
Floodlights!

Who succeeded the first President of the USA?
The second one!

What was King Arthur's favourite game?
Knights and crosses!

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
At the bottom!

Did they play tennis in ancient Egypt?
Yes, the bible tells how Joseph served in Pharoah's court!
Wish I had been born 1000 years ago!

Did the Native Americans hunt bear!
Not in the winter!

Why does history keep repeating itself?
Because we weren't listening the first time!

What was the greatest accomplishment of the early Romans?
Speaking Latin!

Monday, December 8, 2008

Letter to Prime minister

Dear Mr. Prime minister

I am a typical mouse from Mumbai. In the local train compartment which has capacity of
100 persons, I travel with 500 more mouse. Mouse at least squeak but we don't even
do that.

Today I heard your speech. In which you said 'NO BODY WOULD BE SPARED'. I would
like to remind you that fourteen years has passed since serial bomb blast in Mumbai took
place. Dawood was the main conspirator. Till today he is not caught. All our bolywood
actors, our builders, our Gutka king meets him but your Government can not catch him.
Reason is simple; all your ministers are hand in glove with him. If any attempt is made
to catch him everybody will be exposed. Your statement 'NOBODY WOULD BE SPARED'
is nothing but a cruel joke on this unfortunate people of India.

Enough is enough. As such after seeing terrorist attack carried out by about a dozen young
boys I realize that if same thing continues days are not away when terrorist will attack by air,
destroy our nuclear reactor and there will be one more Hiroshima.

We the people are left with only one mantra. Womb to Bomb to Tomb. You promised
Mumbaikar Shanghai what you have given us is Jalianwala Baug.

Today only your home minister resigned. What took you so long to kick out this joker? Only
reason was that he was loyal to Gandhi family. Loyalty to Gandhi family is more important
than blood of innocent people, isn't it?

I am born and bought up in Mumbai for last fifty eight years. Believe me corruption in
Maharashtra is worse than that in Bihar. Look at all the politician, Sharad Pawar, Chagan
Bhujbal, Narayan Rane, Bal Thackray , Gopinath Munde, Raj Thackray, Vilasrao Deshmukh
all are rolling in money. Vilasrao Deshmukh is one of the worst Chief minister I have seen.
His only business is to increase the FSI every other day, make money and send it to Delhi
so Congress can fight next election. Now the clown has found new way and will increase FSI
for fisherman so they can build concrete house right on sea shore. Next time terrorist can
comfortably live in those house , enjoy the beauty of sea and then attack the Mumbai at
their will.

Recently I had to purchase house in Mumbai. I met about two dozen builders. Everybody
wanted about 30% in black. A common person like me knows this and with all your
intelligent agency & CBI you and your finance minister are not aware of it. Where all the
black money goes? To the underworld isn't it? Our politicians take help of these goondas
to vacate people by force. I myself was victim of it. If you have time please come to me,

I will tell you everything.

If this has been land of fools, idiots then I would not have ever cared to write you this
letter. Just see the tragedy, on one side we are reaching moon, people are so intelligent
and on other side you politician has converted nectar into deadly poison. I am everything
Hindu, Muslim, Christian, Schedule caste, OBC, Muslim OBC, Christian Schedule caste,
Creamy Schedule caste only what I am not is INDIAN. You politician have raped every
part of mother India by your policy of divide and rule.

Take example of former president Abdul Kalam. Such a intelligent person, such a fine
human being. You politician didn't even spare him. Your party along with opposition
joined the hands, because politician feels they are supreme and there is no place for
good person.

Dear Mr Prime minister you are one of the most intelligent person, most learned person.
Just wake up, be a real SARDAR. First and foremost expose all selfish politician. Ask
Swiss bank to give name of all Indian account holder. Give reins of CBI to independent
agency. Let them find wolf among us. There will be political upheaval but that will better
than dance of death which we are witnessing every day. Just give us ambient where we can
work honestly and without fear. Let there be rule of law. Everything else will be taken
care of.

Choice is yours Mr. Prime Minister. Do you want to be lead by one person or you want
to lead the nation of 100 Crore people?

Prakash B. Bajaj
Chandralok 'A" Wing, Flat No 104
97 Nepean Sea Road
Mumbai 400 036
Phone 98210 - 71194

PLEASE READ N FORWARD AS MANY PEOPLE IN YOUR CONTACT LIST

(Received through email)

Saturday, December 6, 2008

Some Nice thoughts :)

1. If you want your dreams to come true, don't oversleep.
2. The smallest good deed is better than the grandest intention.
3. Of all the things you wear, your expression is the most important.
4. The best vitamin for making friends .B1.
5. The 10 commandments are not multiple choice.
6. The happiness of your life depends on the quality of your thoughts.
7. Minds are like parachutes... they function only when open.
8. Ideas won't work unless YOU do.
9. One thing you can't recycle is wasted time.
10. One who lacks the courage to start has already finished.
11. The heaviest thing to carry is a grudge.
12. Don't learn safety rules by accident.
13. We lie the loudest when we lie to ourselves.
14. Jumping to conclusions can be bad exercise.
15. A turtle makes progress when it sticks its head out.
16. One thing you can give and still keep .is your word.
17. A friend walks in when everyone else walks out.
AND FINALLY...
18. The pursuit of happiness is the chase of a lifetime!

Good Morning dear friends!



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Salesman Joke

A salesman telephoned a household, and a four-year-old boy answered. The conversation went thus:

Salesman: May I speak to your mother?

Boy: She's not here.

Salesman: Well, is anyone else there?

Boy: My sister.

Salesman: O.K., fine. May I speak to her?

Boy: I guess so.

At this point there was a very long silence on the phone. Then:

Boy: Hello?

Salesman: It's you. I thought you were going to call your sister.

Boy: I did. The trouble is, I can't get her out of the playpen


Start your day with a smile and
hope that it will be a great day!
End your day with hope that it
will be even a better day tomorrow!


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Friday, December 5, 2008

Section 49-O of our Constitution - Read before you Vote

Did you know that there is a system in our constitution, as per the 1969 act, in section "49-O" that a person can go to the polling booth, confirm his identity, get his finger marked and convey the presiding election officer that he doesn't want to vote anyone!

Yes such a feature is available, but obviously these seemingly notorious leaders have never disclosed it. This is called "49-O".

Why should you go and say "I VOTE NOBODY"... because, in a ward, if a candidate wins, say by 123 votes, and that particular ward has received "49-O" votes more than 123, then that polling will be cancelled and will have to be re-polled. Not only that, but the candidature of the contestants will be removed and they cannot contest the re-polling, since people had already expressed their decision on them. This would bring fear into parties and hence look for genuine candidates for their parties for election. This would change the way, of our whole political system... it is seemingly surprising why the election commission has not revealed such a feature to the public....

Please spread this news to as many as you know... Seems to be a wonderful weapon against corrupt parties in India... show your power, expressing your desire not to vote for anybody, is even more powerful than voting... so don't miss your chance. So either vote, or vote not to vote (vote 49-O) and pass this info on...

"Please forward this mail to as many as possible, so that we, the people of India , can really use this power to save our nation". Use your voting right for a better INDIA.

The Three Things !!

Three things in life that, once gone, never come back-
Time
Words
Opportunity

Three things in life that may never be lost-
Peace
Hope
Honesty

Three things in life that are most valuable-
Love
Self-confidence
Friends

Three things in life that are never certain-
Dreams
Success
Fortune

Three things that make a man/woman-
Hard work
Sincerity
Commitment

Three things in life that can destroy a man/woman-
Alcohol
Pride
Anger


Three things that are truly constant-
GOD
GOD
GOD


I ask God to bless you, as I pray for you today; to guide you and protect you, as you go along your way.His love is always with you, His promises are true. And when you give Him all your cares, you know He'll see you through.

Thursday, December 4, 2008

6 + 6 + 6 Realities !!

Dating
6 weeks into courstship : I love U, I love U, I love U !!
6 months later : Of course I love U ( eyes glued to TV's sports channel ).
6 years later : GOD, if I didn't love you, then why the hell did I propose?


Back from Work
6 weeks after married : Honey, I'm home.
6 months later : BACK!!
6 years later : What did your mom cook for us today??


Gifts
6 week into marriage : Honey, I really hope you liked this ring.
6 months later : I bought you a painting. It would fit the motif in our living room.
6 years later : Here's the money. Go buy yourself something.


Phone Ringing
6 weeks after married : Baby, somebody wants you on the phone.
6 months later : Here, for you.
6 years later : PHONE RINGING !!


Cooking
6 weeks into marriage : I never knew food could taste so good!
6 months later : What are we having for dinner tonight?
6 years later : AGAIN the same !?


Apology
6 weeks into marriage : Honey muffin, don't you worry, Ill never hold this against you.
6 months later : Watch out! Don't do it again.
6 years later : What do you not understand about what I just said, huh ??


New Dress
6 weeks : Oh my God, you look like an angel in that dress !
6 months : You bought a new dress again ??
6 years : How much did THAT cost me ?


Planning for vacation
6 weeks : How do 2 weeks in Vienna or anywhere you please sound ??
6 months : What's so bad about going to Istanbul using a budget airline?
6 years : Travel? What's so bad about staying home ??


TV
6 weeks : Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight ?
6 months : I like this movie you chose.
6 years : I'm going to watch ESPN, if you're not in the mood, go to bed. I can stay up by myself.

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Lova and Marriage

Love is holding hands in the street.
Marriage is holding arguments in the street.


Love is dinner for 2 in your favorite restaurant.
Marriage is a take home packet.


Love is cuddling on a sofa.
Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa.


Love is talking about having children.
Marriage is talking about getting away from children.


Love is going to bed early.
Marriage is going to sleep early.


Love is a romantic drive.
Marriage is arrive on tops curvy tarmac .


Love is losing your appetite.
Marriage is losing your figure.


Love is sweet nothing in the ear.
Marriage is sweet nothing in the bank.


Tv has no place in love.
Marriage is a fight for remote control.


Love is 1 drink and 2 straws.
Marriage is "Don't you think you've had enough!".


Conclusion: "Love is blind, Marriage is an eye opener!"