Funny :)

TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of "COINCIDENCE?"
PAPPU : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."




TEACHER: What a pair of strange socks you are wearing,
one is green and one is blue with red spots!
PAPPU: Yes it's really strange.
I've got another pair just like that at home.


TEACHER: Now, PAPPU,
tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
PAPPU: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.




TEACHER : What do you call a person who
keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
PAPPU: A teacher