Wednesday, December 10, 2008

History Jokes !!!!!!

Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour?
Pupil: Because it can't sit down!

What was Camelot?
A place where people parked their camels!

Who gave the Liberty Bell to Philadelphia?
Must have been a duck family
A duck family?
Didn't you say there was a quack in it!

How did Vikings communicate?
By norse code!

What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate?
The registration of the car that ran him over!

How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships?
With their eyes shut!

Why aren't you doing very well in history?
Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

Who invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8th!

The Spanish explorers went round the world in a galleon.
How many galleons did the get to the mile!

What kind of lighting did Noah use for the ark?

Who succeeded the first President of the USA?
The second one!

What was King Arthur's favourite game?
Knights and crosses!

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
At the bottom!

Did they play tennis in ancient Egypt?
Yes, the bible tells how Joseph served in Pharoah's court!
Wish I had been born 1000 years ago!

Did the Native Americans hunt bear!
Not in the winter!

Why does history keep repeating itself?
Because we weren't listening the first time!

What was the greatest accomplishment of the early Romans?
Speaking Latin!