Secret behind happy married life.... :)

Once someone asked me,
"What is the secret behind your happy married life?"

I said, "You should share responsibilities with due
love and respect to each other. Then there will be
absolutely no problems."

The person asked, "Can you explain?"

I said, "In my house, I take decisions on bigger
issues where as my wife decides on smaller issues.
We do not interfere in each other's decisions."

Still not convinced, the person asked me "Give me
some examples"

I said, " Smaller issues like which car we should
buy, how much amount to save, when to visit home
town, which Sofa, air conditioner, refrigerator to
buy, monthly expenses, whether to keep a maid or not
etc are decided by my wife. I just agree to it"

The person asked, "Then what is your role?"

I said, "My decisions are only for very big issues.
Like, whether Musharraff should stay in the power or
not, whether America should attack Iran, whether
Britain should lift sanctions over Zimbabwe, whether
to widen the African economy, whether Shahid Afridi
should retire etc etc. And, would you believe, my
wife NEVER objects to any of my decisions". :)