Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Malayalee Jokes !

What is the Latest Malayalee Punch Line?

Frem Tea Shops To Koll Cenders , We Are Yevery Where

Why aren't Mals included in hockey and football teams ?

Coz Whenever they get a corner, they set up a tea shop

Why did the Malayalee buy an air-ticket?

To go to Thuubai, zimbly to meet his ungle in Gelff

Why do Malayalees go to the Gelff?

To yearn meney

What did the Malayalee do when the plane caught fire?

He zimbly jembd out of the vindow

What is the tax on a Malayalee's income called?


Where did the Malayalee study?

In the ko-liage

Why did the Malayalee not go to ko-liage today?

He is very bissi

How does a Malayalee spell moon?

MOON - Yemma Woah yet another Woah Yenna

What is Malayalee management graduate called?

Yem Bee Yae

What does a Malayalee do when he goes to America?

He changes his name from Karunakaran to Kevin Curren

What does a Malayalee use to commute to office everyday?

An Oto

Where does he pray?

In a Temble, Charch and a Maask

Who is Bruce Lee's best friend ?

A Malaya-Lee of coarse

Why did he go to Rome ?

To hear POPE music.

Name the only part of the werld, where Malayalees dont werk hard?


Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala?

Because 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting, folding and re-tying the lungi

Why did Saddam Hussain attack Kuwait?

He had a Malayalee baby-sitter, who always used to say 'KEEP QUWAIT' 'KEEP QUWAIT'