Punch dialogues in English !!

1) You can study and get any certificates. But you cannot get your death certificate!


2) You may have AIRTEL or BSNL connection but when you sneeze you'll say HUTCH


3 ) You can become an engineer if u study in engineering college. You cannot become a president if you studies in Presidency College


4 ) You can expect a BUS from a BUS stop ... you cannot expect a FULL from FULL stop


5) A mechanical engineer can become a mechanic but a software engineer cannot become a software


6 ) You can find tea in teacup. But cannot find world in world cup


AND THIS ONE IS ULTIMATE....!!!!!!!!!


7) U can find keys in Keyboard but u cannot find mother in motherboard.