Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Which Car you have ?

 
Mary, Candy and Claire are standing at the Gates of Heaven being interviewed by St. Peter.

"Ok you, Mary, how many times did you cheat on your Husband??"
"Let me be honest Peter. I've been seeing at least two or three different guys a year all my married life".
"Ok, your car in heaven is that Hyundai Santro there. Goodbye."


St. Peter then turns to Candy, "How many times did you cheat on your Husband??"
Candy replies, "I must admit that in fifteen years of marriage I did cheat on my husband twice."
St. Peter says, "OK, your car in heaven is that Honda Civic. Here's the keys. Get going!"


He then looks at Claire, "And you, how many times did you cheat on your Husband??"
Claire lifts her head high and replies, "I am proud to say that in over twenty years of marriage, I never cheated on my husband. In fact, my
beloved has been dead for two years now and I remained single the whole time!"
St Peter replies, "Very impressive. Your car in heaven is that BMW Z4-M Roadster convertible. Goodbye!"

Mary and Candy have driven off and are in a car park nearby waiting for their friend. Claire turns up in her BMW but she is crying her heart
out.

Mary asks, "Arrre! What's the matter with you? We should be crying. We're stuck with these cheaper models and you got an expensive BMW!"

Between sobs Claire explains, "I just saw my husband driving a Tata Nano!"




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